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Sunday, December 7, 2008
Friday, November 21, 2008
Common Abbreviations ( Short Form)
A/C : Account
Adj. : 1- Adjective
2- Adjustment
Advt. : Advertisement
Ans. : Answer
A.M. : (Anti Meridian) before mid- Day
Amt. : April
A.C. : Air Conduction
AIR : All India Radio
Aus : Australia
B. Ed. : Bachelor of Education
B.C. : Before Christ
B.A. : Bachelor of Arts
B.B.C. : British Broadcasting Corporation
Capt. : Captain
C.I.D. : Criminal Investigation Department
Co. : Company
D/- : Dated
Dec. : December
D.I.G. : Deputy Inspector General
Dict. : Dictionary
D. Lit : Doctor of Literature
Do. : (Ditto) the same as aforesaid
Dr. : Debtor
E. : East
Ed. : Editor
Estd. : Established
Ex. : Exercise
E.g : Example
Feb. : February
Fig. : Figure
Ft. : feet
Gen. : General
H. : Hydrogen
Hon. : Honorable
I.A. : Indian Army
I.G. : Inspector General
I, e. : That is
IND : India
Jan. : January
Kc. : Kilo Cycle
Km. : Kilo meter
Lb. : (Libra) Pound
Ltd. : Limited
Mam. : Madam
M.D. : Doctor of Medicine
Min. : Minute
Ml. : Millie - liter
M.L.A. : Madame
M.P. : Member of Parliament
Mrs. : Mistress
N.B. : (note Bene) Note well
Neg. : Negative
O. : Oxygen
Oct. : October
Opp. : Opposite
Cm. : Centimeters
Cal. : Colonel
C/o : Care of
D/o : Daughter of
Dft. : Draft
D.S.P. : Deputy Superintendent of Police.
Dis. : Discount
D.L.O : Dead Letter Office
Dpt. : Department
Eso. e. : Errors and omissions Excepted
Esp. : Especially
Etc. : (Et Cetera) and the other
F. : Fahrenheit
Fem. : Feminine F.O.R. Fee on Rail.
G. : Gram
G.P.O. : General Post Office
H, Hr. : Hour
H.Q. : Head Quarters
I.E. : (I d est.) That is
Int. : Interest
Junc. : Junction
Kg. : Kilogram
Kl. : Kiloliter
Lab. : Laboratory
Lt. : Lieutenant
Lt. Gov. : Lieutenant Governor
M.B. : Bachelor of Medicine
M/S : Messrs
Misc. : Miscellaneous
M.A. : Master of Arts
M.O. : 1. - Money order. 2. - Medical Officer
Mr. : Mister
M.P.H. : Miles per hour
No. : (Number) in number numerical order
Nov. : November
Obj. : Object
O.k. : (okeh) All Correct.
Oz. : Ounce
P.C. : Post Card
Ph.D. : Doctor of Philosophy
Pm. : Premium
P.O. : Post Office
P.T. : Physical Training
P.T.O. : Please turn over
Q. : Question
Qt. : Quantity
Re. : Rupee
Retd. : Retired
R.S.V.P. : (Respon dex sil vous plait)
Reply, if you Please
S/o : Son of
Sec. : Secondary
Sept. : September
St. : 1- Street 2- Saint
T.B. : Tuberculosis
Tel. : Telephone/ Telegraph
T.o. : Turn Over/ Telephone Operator
T.V. : Television
U.S.S.R. : Union of Soviet Socialist Republics
U.D.C. : Upper Division Clerk
U.P. : Uttar Pradesh
Vid. : (vide) see
V.P. : Vice- president
V.P.P. : Value payable Parcel
Q.M.S. : Quick Male Service
Wed. : Wednesday
W/o : Wife of
W.H.O. : World heath organization
Xm. : (x’mas) Christmas
Zn. : Zinc
P.C. : (Per cent) b the hundred
Pu. : Plural
P.M. : 1- prime minister 2- post meridiam( after noon)
Pt. : Pandit , point
P.W.D. : Public works Department
Qr. : Quarter
Rd. : Road
Ref. : Reference
Rs. : Rupees
s. : South
Sat. : Saturday
Sec. : Second
Sig. : Signature
Sing. : Singular
Sub. : Subject
Tech. : Technical
Tele : Telephone
Tr. : Transfer
U.S.A. : United States of America
U.S. : Uranium
U.K. : United Kingdom
V.S. : (Videlicet) Namely
V.I.P. : Very Important Person
V.I.Q. : Very Important Question
W. : West
W.F. : Wrong form
Wt. : Weight
X. : Numeral for ten
Yr. : Year
& : And
’ll : Will
’ll : Shall
Bk. : Book
Red’g : Reading
Cd. : Could
Lib. : Laboratory
Soc. : Society
Std. : Standard
Shd. : Should
Esp. : Especially
Org’sn : Organization
Fig. : Figure
Pt. : Point
Hon. : Honorable
Thursday, November 20, 2008
SMS1
v Ladki ek aisi paheli hai, kabhi teri to kabhi meri saheli hai.
Kharcha karo to bole "darling, how are you?".
Na karo to bole "brother, who are you?".
v Chaha hai jise Chaht se zada, Samjha hai jisko Mohabbat se zada, Bharosa hai jispe khud se zada... Tu hi wo HaramZada
v Santa running after a bus n, catches it n asks the driver: ye bus teri maa lagti hai? Driver: Nahin. To kya behan lagti hai? Nahin.
to phir chadne kyon nahi deta?
v Koi ankhon se baat kar leta hai, Koi ankhon mein mulakat kar leta hai, Bada muskil hota hai jawab dena jab koi khamosh rehkar sawal kar leta hai.
v Hume hasne- hasane ki aadat hai, Nazron se nazar Milne ki aadat hai, par hamari to nazar unse hai ja mili, jinhe nazer zhukane sharmane ki aadat hai.
v Tum se Roj milne ko Dil Chahta hai, Kuch sunane aur sunane ko Dil Chahta hai, Hai tumhare manane ka Andaz aisa ki, fir se ruth jane ko Dil Chahta hai….
v Har aahat ehsas hamara dilaegi, har hawa kissa hamara sunaegi Hum itni yaade bhar denge aap k dil main, na chahte hue bhi aap ko yaad hamari aaegi
v Santa: Murga kaisa diye? Vendor: Rs 50, Rs 40 n Rs 10 Santa: Rs 10 itna sasta kuon? Sir ise AIDS hai. Santa: De do mujhe khana hai gand thodi marni hai!!!
SMS
- Patient to Doc: Aapne nurse bahut achhi rakhi hai, uska haath lagte hi main theek ho gaya.
Doctor: Jaanta hu, thappad ki awaaz mujhe bhi sunai di thi. - INDIA Ko
Aazaad Hue 57
Sal
Hue
Phir Bhi
No PROGRESS!
why? Kyunki Aaj
Bhi
INDIA Ki
Bholi Janta
KAAM-DHANDHA
Chhod Kar
hamara SMS padh
rahi hai... - Tum haste raho, nachte raho, muskurate raho, sada khil khilate raho, khush raho aur gungunate raho, mera kya hai, log tumhe hi pagal samzhenge....
- Rabri: Ka karat ho?
Laalu: Ek dost ko chitthi likhat hu!
Rabri: Par tuhar likhna to aawe nahi.
Laalu: Vo sasura bhi to padhna nahi jaanat. - Munna bhai: Agar bina danto ka kutta kate to kya karna chahiye...???
Circuit: simple bhai... Bina sui ka injection lene ka..!!!
Dosti karo college wali se, pyar karo office wali se, batein karo pados wali se, ankh ladao sali se, love karo dilvali se, AUR MAR KHAO GHARVALI SE.
Ummido ki shama dil me mat jalana, |
- Aansuo ke girne ki aahat nahi hoti, Dil ke tootne ki awaaz nahi hoti, Agar hota khuda ko ehsaas dard ka, to use dard dene ki Aadat nahi hoti..
- Hamara har lamha chura liya aapne, aankhon ko ik chand dikha diya aapne. Hamein zindagi to di kisi aur ne, par pyaar itna dekar jeena sikha diya aapne.
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Na jane ohna de dil vich ki hai jo chup chaap bhul ke beh gaye ne, kayi vaar ta rabb inj jaape ki oh sanu galat samajhke beh gaye ne, khud kehnde si sath nibhavange, aap hora de vass peh gaye ne, rabba khush rakhhin sadde apneyan nu, jo sahnu yaad v karno
Phool bankar muskarana zindagi,
muskarake gum bhulana zindagi,
jeet kar koi khush ho to kya hua,
haar kar khushiya manana bhi zindagi...
Luv meanz to see someone with closed eyez,
to miss some1 in crowd,
2 find some1 in every thought,
to live 4 some1, luv some1, but sure tht sum1 is ONLY one!
Khushi se dil ko aabad karna...
Aur gham ko dil se azad karna,
Hamari bus itni gujarish hai ke hame bhi
Din me ek baar YAAD karna...
Aapki muskan hamari kamzori hai, Keh na pana hamari majburi hai, Aap kyon nahin samajhte is khamoshi ko, Kya khamoshi ko zuban dena zaruri hai?
Ikraar mein shabdon ki ehmiyat nahi hoti,
Dil ke jazbaat ki awaaz nahi hoti,
Aankhen bayaan kar deti hain dil ki daastan,
Mohabbat lafzon ki mohtaaz nahi hoti!
Kitna bhi chaho na bhol paoge
Kitna bhi chaho na bhol paoge
Hum se jitna dur jao nazdik pao ge
Humein mita sakte ho to mita do
yaadein meri, magar..
kya sapno se juda kar pao ge humein.
Yaadon ki parchayee mein ab to aaye tera hi cehra
Tu abhi tak iss baat se hai anjaan main hoon deewana tera
Izhaar-e-mohabaat karne to bahot baar socha maine
Par har baar tere hi aks ne roka hai rastaa mera
Na chaho kisi ko itna ki chahat aapki majburi ban
jaye,
chaho kisi ko itna aapka pyaar uske liye jaruri ban
jaye
Pani main pathar mat pheko
Koi pani pita hai
Pani main pathar mat pheko
Koi pani pita hai
Apne chehre par muskuhart sajaye rakha karo
Koi isi muskan ke liye jita hai
Sabhi nagme saaz mein gaye nahi jaate,
sabhi log mehfil mein bulaaye nahi jaate,
kuch paas reh kar bhi yaad nahi aate,
kuch dur reh kar bhi bhoolaye nahi jaate..
Har pal ne kaha ek pal se...
Pal bhar ke liye aap mere samne aa jao...
pal bhar ka saath kuch aisa ho...
ki har pal tum hi yaad aao...
.Humse door jayoge kaise,
Dil se hume bhulayoge kaise,
Hum to vo khusboo hain jo aapki
saanso mein baste hain,
Khud ki saanso ko rok payoge kaise
Jab tanhai me aapki yaad aati hai,
Hontho pe ek hi fariyad aati hai...
Khuda aapko har khushi de,
Kyonki aaj bhi hamari har khushi aapke baad aati hai..
Talaash Karo koi tumhe mil jayega,
Magar hamari tarha tumhe kaun chahega,
Zarur koi chahat ki nazar se tumhe dekhega,
Magar ankhein hamari kahan se layega..!!
Jub Khamosh Aankho Se Baat Hoti Hai
Aise Hi Mohabbat Ki Suruwat Hoti Hai
Tumhare Hi Khayalo Mein Khoye Rehte Hain
Pata Nahi Kab Din Kab Raat Hoti Hai
Khud Ko Khud Ki Khabar Na Lage,
Koi Achha B Is Kadar Na Lage,
Aap Ko Dekha Hai Bas Us Nazar Se,
Jis Nazar Se Aap Ko Nazar Na Lage...
Zarurat hi nai alfaaz ki,
pyaar to cheez hai bas ehsaas ki,
paas hote to manzar hi kya hota,
dur se hi khabar hai hume aapki har saans ki...
Kashish honi chahiye kisi ko yaad karne ki,
lamhe to apne aap mil jayenge,
waqt hona chahiye kisi ko milne ka,
bahane to apne aap hee mil jayenge.
Lamhe judai ke bekarar karte hain,
Haalat meri mujhe laachar karte hain,
Aankhe meri pad lo kabhi,
Ham khud kaise kahe ki
hum aapse pyaar karte hain.
Ajeeb si kashish hai aap me
Ki hum aap k khayalon me khoye rehte hai
Ye soch kar k aap khawabo me aao ge
Hum din me bhi soya karte hai.
Badalna aata nahi humko mousmo ki tarah
Har ek roop main tera intezaar karte hain
Na tum samet sakogi jise qayamat tak
Kasam tumhari tumhe itna pyar karte hain.
Apke aane se zindagi kitni khubsoorat hai,
Dil me basayi hai jo woh apki hi surat hai,
Dur jaana nahi humse kabhi bhulker bhi,
Hume har kadam per aapki zarurat hai.
Mereya rabba bas inhi jinhi mehar karde, dil mere nu pathhar karde, seh na pauga eh vichhoda usda, usde jaan to pehlan hi tu menu dafan karde..
3 - 2 = one heart praying 4 you
1 + 1= two eyes looking for you
3+2= five sensesmissing you.
4+3= seven days in a week i desire you.
7+5= 12months asking god to bless you
Have fun.... Most of them i used them and they worked hehe
Pyaar sab ne rabb nu vakh-vakh ditta, kise nu lakh te kise nu kakh ditta. Sahnu tuhade jeha yaar ditta, lakh ton v sava-lakh ditta.
Shehar tere diyan galiyan de vich rul jayie, yaad karde tenu khud nu bhul jayie. Saare jagg da hasaa banan to pehlan, teri akh cho athru banke dull jayie.
Teriyaan yaadan naal jeen to inkaar nahi karde, lakh aaun dar te sweekar nahi karde. Aewein lokaan pichhe lagya na kar, kaun kehanda hai assin tenu yaad ni karde.
Lamhe ye suhane saath ho na ho, kal me aaj jaisi koi baat ho na ho, aapka pyar hamesha is dil mei rahega, chahe poori umar mulaqat ho na ho..
Lamhe ye suhane saath ho na ho, kal me aaj jaisi koi baat ho na ho, aapka pyar hamesha is dil mei rahega, chahe poori umar mulakat ho na ho..
Na kabhi muskurahat tere hothon se duur ho..
Teri har khwahish haqiqat ko manzoor ho..
Ho jaye jo tu mujhse khafa..
Khuda na kare mujhse kabhi aisa kasoor ho..
Honth keh nahi sakte jo fasana dil ka, Shayad nazar se woh baat ho jaye. Is umeed mein karte hain intezaar raat ka, ke shayad sapne mein mulaqat ho jaye.
Hove supne ch tu te jagave koi na, Sochan meriya ch tu te bulave koi na. Tere khayalan de mukaddme ch saza hoje, Hove umar qaid te chuddave koi na.
Ishq da jisnu khwaab aa janda ae,
Waqt samjho khraab aa janda ae,
Mehboob aave ya na aave,
Par Taare ginan da hisaab aa janda ae!
Har baat ka matlab inkar nahi hota,
Har jagha par baitne intezar nahi hota,
Yun to milti hai hazaron se nazrein,
Har nazar ka milna pyar nahi hota
Ae dil kisiki yaad mein rona fizul hai,
Aasu bade anmol hai, Inhe khona fizul hai,
Ro to unke liye jo tumpar nissar hai, Uske liye kya rona jinke aashiq hazar hai
tute hue pymane mein jaam nahin aata,
ishq ke mariz ko aaram nahin aata,
ae dil todne wale tune yeh to socha hota,
tuta hua dil kisi ke kaam nahin aata