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v Ladki ek aisi paheli hai, kabhi teri to kabhi meri saheli hai.

Kharcha karo to bole "darling, how are you?".
Na karo to bole "brother, who are you?".

v Chaha hai jise Chaht se zada, Samjha hai jisko Mohabbat se zada, Bharosa hai jispe khud se zada... Tu hi wo HaramZada

v Santa running after a bus n, catches it n asks the driver: ye bus teri maa lagti hai? Driver: Nahin. To kya behan lagti hai? Nahin.

to phir chadne kyon nahi deta?

v Koi ankhon se baat kar leta hai, Koi ankhon mein mulakat kar leta hai, Bada muskil hota hai jawab dena jab koi khamosh rehkar sawal kar leta hai.

v Hume hasne- hasane ki aadat hai, Nazron se nazar Milne ki aadat hai, par hamari to nazar unse hai ja mili, jinhe nazer zhukane sharmane ki aadat hai.

v Tum se Roj milne ko Dil Chahta hai, Kuch sunane aur sunane ko Dil Chahta hai, Hai tumhare manane ka Andaz aisa ki, fir se ruth jane ko Dil Chahta hai….

v Har aahat ehsas hamara dilaegi, har hawa kissa hamara sunaegi Hum itni yaade bhar denge aap k dil main, na chahte hue bhi aap ko yaad hamari aaegi

v Ek din hamare annsoon humse pooch baithe, humey roz-roz kyon bulate ho, Humne kaha hum yaad to unhe karte hain tum kyon chale aate ho.

v Santa: Murga kaisa diye? Vendor: Rs 50, Rs 40 n Rs 10 Santa: Rs 10 itna sasta kuon? Sir ise AIDS hai. Santa: De do mujhe khana hai gand thodi marni hai!!!

Jab gabbar paida hua to uski maa ne usko 3-4 thappad lagaye. Gabbar’s Father: kya baat ho gayi? Mother: Kambakht paida hote hi pooch raha tha KITNE AADMI THE……!!!